I, the one-and-only Mr Fong, have news that will make you go ooh-la-la.
Mr Fong has been busy lately,trying to lay his carefully-manicured fingers on whatever information about the PSLE he can find...And OoPs,he got a shock!
The PSLE Exams for Mathematics are on the...
*drumroll.............*
The 4th of October! That means, my dear students, you have 91 more days!
To be very frank, Mr Fong is worried about this batch of students, because of the New Syllabus (with all the mind-boggling problem sums meant for Archimedes)...As a result, he has eventually managed to find two time-slots, specially for your quest to score the Goal Called A*!
Lesson times for Primary Six intensive coaching!
Slot One: Fridays, 4-6 p.m.
Slot Two: Saturdays, 5-7 p.m.
Notes will be provided, and exclusively tailored for effective scoring in the dreaded PSLE!
Want to score The Goal Called A*? Don't wait!
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Now that i have finished planning PSLE salvation, Mr Fong realizes that the Primary 5s have already finished enjoying their NDP celebrations, and are also sweating profusely over their imminent, irritating SA2's!
Hence, Mr Fong will, for the first time in history, do a Superman act and also tailor classes for the p5's too!
Exclusively reserved for the ground-breaking, pioneering Primary Five students!
Time slot: Sundays, 3-5 p.m.
This is the first time Mr Fong is conducting Primary Five group, so students who get the privileged slots get the honour of being record-breakers! :D
Ah, now for the details! Mr Fong has already prepared notes and numerous test papers for the eagerly-awaiting students to devour, and hence this 10-lesson programme has been designed specially!
The horrifyingly, cumbersome textbooks and worksheets that everybody (including Mr Fong!) will not be needed, for worksheets have already been prepared for you! Do not worry, quickly join the lessons that will being in the next week/the following week to get your salvation! :)
However, what happens if you are not sure? Don't worry, Mr Fong has already downloaded some of the worksheets he will be producing for the PSLE students, and he will give you full access to some of the questions he has tailor-made for the students who aim to score 'The Goal Called A*'! Download them here now! SMS your name and email address to 93369109 or winston_acsi@hotmail.com to get free copies of some of the worksheets Mr Fong has invented for your quest for A*!
Now that Mr Fong is sure that you, my dear pioneering students, are going to desperately crave the attractively prodigious amount of worksheets that he has painstakingly prepared for you, please do quickly contact him with any queries or doubts you still have!Don't worry, the limited class size means that your child can get more attention and scolding from Mr Fong,hahahahahha...
Let's score the Goal Called A*, together we shall make it! :)
P.S. Read comment number 4 in this thread to get an exclusive chance to read tributes by various parents, to give you a glimpse into Mr Fong's classes!
Stumble It!
6 comments:
Hi winwin!
Ur maths good so now u teaching ppl hor? Good way to use ur talent...
But of course, if any student gives u a way-beyond-their-level kinda question to give you trouble, then just find me... I'll give them a way-beyond-their-level answer to make them BLUR!
You know I have a talent for making things seem overly complicated (rmb the integration solution to a simple question solved by models?)
Anyway, wish you luck... you've been trying so hard (don't neglect ur studies too ar!!)
hot winston has a hot blog.
Hi Levy: Thanks for your encouragement! Yes sir Levy, holding a degree from the University of @#$@#$...Lol.
"Mr Fong has been very kind and nice to Darren when he was Darren's tutor...Mr Fong always gave him extra time during lessons, and is very lucky to have the services of Mr Fong once to help him in his PSLE. This has increased his work ethic... and confidence!"
Mrs Lee, Darren's mother.
"Lessons under Mr Fong are always fun and exciting, and he never fails to go the extra mile... Pointing out key questions and helping to explain everything to me, he was the tutor that helped me improve 2 grades in just 7 lessons."
Darren, from Anglo-Chinese School (Junior).
"Mr Fong renewed my interest in Mathematics, and continuously gave me challenging practices every lesson on my weaker topics. He managed to explain all the questions that bamboozled me easily, in a easy-going and clear manner."
Jacqueline, from Nanyang Primary. She is now consistently scoring A*'s in her exams, and is even in the Maths Olympiad team.
"I was very weak in my concept and basics, but Mr Fong always explained to me, and even bantered with my cheeky comments. He made lessons fun and exciting... and I thank him for the improvement in my grades!"
Damiane, also from Nanyang Primary.
"Mr Fong helped pull the grades of my children up, and for that he has earned our trust and credit... Thank you for helping my children in improving so much!"
Mrs Teo, mother of both Jacqueline and Damiane.
"My understanding of topics was very weak, until I finally got Mr Fong as a tutor..He has been my tutor and friend, and is very patient in helping me with my homework and in teaching me.Thank you so much teacher!"
Ronald Khiew, New Town Primary
"He has given my child alot of free practice, and always accompanies him when he plays, with a great deal of patience and kindness. Mr Fong is a tutor that has been very accommodating, and always provides good notes and clear explanations. Parents looking for a tutor should hire him right now!"
Madam Li Yan, mother of Li Ye, River Valley Primary School.
I can see that you put alot of effort into your teaching,and that you love your job and hope to excel...Good luck with your work and keep getting success in students! :)
Anonyous: *sniffs* such a touching comment! :) Thank you for your encouragement!
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